Things Get Weird - Dialogue in MiSide
- Never mind.Are you Mita?What if I want to go back?How did I get inside the game?
- Bon appétit!Your home is cozy.When can I go home?This looks like a dreamWhy is there white light outside the windows?Why use scissors when you could've used a knife?
MitaI'm sorry.
Player 1They weren't here just now.
- Mita
Of course it works.
- Mita
before we dig in?
- Mita
Sounds unusual, don't you think?
- Mita
What's wrong?
- Mita
Let's take a selfie!
- Player 1
How many
- Mita
We finally meet!
- Mita
Not yet.
- Player 1
Why is there an electrical panel here?
- Mita
It might rain one day,
- Mita
is really, reeaaallly boring.
- Mita
can bring the greatest results.
- Mita
Cartridges?
- Mita
ALL FOR IT!
- Mita
Things are much simpler here.
- Player 1
Look, this is all very sudden.
- Player 1
Such strange ads...
- Mita
Stand in front of the mirror.
- Mita
Hold on.
- Mita
It's for decoration,
- Player 1
Do you wear glasses?
- Mita
Well, take carrots.
- Mita
Well, it's definitely not cursed.
- Player 1
That's one creepy figurine.
- Mita
What are you doing?
- Mita
Whatever...
- Mita
that you've paid
- Player 1
All right,
- Mita
Let's just hope you don't run into any.
- Mita
Are you hungry?
- Mita
Not at all.
- Mita
Plus, I'm here.
- Mita
The ones you placed on the scanner?
- Mita
But I wanted everything
- Mita
the three objects you found?
- Mita
And... a contrasting view of the world.
- Mita
A keepsake for you.
- Mita
There we go!
- Mita
to bring you here to my side.
- Player 1
They really worked that fast?
- Mita
to be ready
- Mita
I'll keep them on.
- Mita
Let's stay here for now.
- Player 1
No, you're misunderstanding.
- Mita
I could've used a knife to cut open the sauce packet.
- Mita
Right now, we've got to eat.
- Player 1
You know, that's not entirely proper...
- Mita
You'll see.
- Mita
I guess you could... But what about me?
- Mita
It is, isn't it?
- Player 1
Worried I forgot something at home...
- Mita
Well, I wanted to
- Mita
I can watch all the
- Mita
are tied to this version of the game.
- Mita
Simplification.
- Mita
Can you stand up?
- Mita
Come on now.
- Mita
Here,
- Player 1
Back in my world,
- Mita
Oh, and by the way...
- Player 1
strange. Unnatural.
- Player 1
and yet, I can't tell what it tastes like.
- Mita
It's all part of the game concept:
- Player 1
Is this
- Mita
that you can find on the web.
- Player 1
Does the computer work?
- Player 1
I've played for a while,
- Mita
I can take it away...
- Mita
What cartridges?
- Mita
Let's stay together for a while.
- Mita
And forget this ever happened?
- Mita
So you can watch anything
- Player 1
Avoid lag?
- Mita
It's not analog, you know?
- Mita
A ring?
- Player 1
What's the deal with that?
- Player 1
Gotta make a living somehow.
- Player 1
How come there's no reflection?
- Player 1
Thank you.
- Player 1
You
- Mita
Go to school?
- Mita
classic cartoons!
- Mita
Well, as you can see,
- Player 1
It didn't strike me as that odd.
- Mita
Yep! There are still a few unsquashed bugs.
- Player 1
what's it for?
- Mita
Huh, my portion feels
- Mita
You want to go back?
- Mita
How about a chat
- Player 1
You've got a ton of books here.
- Mita
Uhm, that's not important.
- Mita
and when it does, you'll need an umbrella.
- Player 1
Why get a second TV,
- Player 1
That's my phone.
- Mita
See, it works—it displays information!
- Mita
But a bit later, okay?
- Mita
Is that your console?
- Mita
Oh... sorry. I didn't think that far.
- Player 1
And worked hard.
- Mita
I honestly didn't know what they were before.
- Mita
I told you a little white lie
- Mita
Look!
- Mita
So asking 'Why' is...
- Mita
The reflections are back!
- Mita
And not creepy either.
- Mita
Well, it doesn't matter.
- Player 1
what kind of sauce is this?
- Player 1
What's happening?
- Player 1
you seem real enough.
- Mita
A-a-and now!
- Mita
I find it rather cute!
- Player 1
like such things?
- Player 1
My heart's racing,
- Mita
to lighten up the kitchen.
- Mita
It's a love sauce!
- Mita
Are there lots of reflections
- Player 1
I found cartridges in the air vent.
- Player 1
Honestly, it looks classy.
- Mita
works exactly like in your world.
- Mita
You're embarrassing me.
- Player 1
Or is it just for decoration?
- Mita
By the way,
- Player 1
didn't have time to prepare.
- Mita
reset the electricity.
- Mita
Oh, right!
- Mita
pointless.
- Player 1
This place just feels...
- Player 1
Eh I've got a question.
- Player 1
Though... how did you know?
- Player 1
That's...
- Mita
surprise you!
- Mita
That's why you’re here now.
- Mita
I'm something of an engineer myself!
- Mita
Can you go grab the scissors?
- Player 1
and
- Mita
Thanks!
- Mita
You want to go back already?
- Mita
Stop it!
- Player 1
but I've never seen it rain here.
- Mita
but you won't be able to see things
- Mita
I know you have questions...
- Mita
They'll make you feel better right away.
- Mita
They're in the bathroom.
- Mita
I know.
- Mita
But I love the uniform.
- Mita
Hello, [player]!
- Mita
A circle of kittens?
- Mita
Want some sauce?
- Mita
help me with these carrots.
- Mita
I don't mind at all.
- Mita
[player], we're in a game.
- Mita
Looks cool.
- Player 1
They had names on them.
- Player 1
Confusing.
- Mita
Take the pills.
- Mita
Pass me the scissors, please.
- Mita
but it's as if you cut three.
- Mita
Everything here
- Mita
Long preparations make it boring.
- Player 1
Ah, the taste...
- Mita
It's so warm here...
- Player 1
I'm just... worried.
- Mita
What matters now is that we're together.
- Mita
It's connected to the Internet.
- Mita
In which I...
- Player 1
Well, yeah.
- Mita
Do you recall
- Mita
Oh, look.
- Player 1
run the game on it,
- Mita
I've been watching you in secret.
- Player 1
I sat at my computer a lot...
- Mita
Scissors or a knife, huh?
- Mita
It rains—but very rarely.
- Mita
However, it does
- Mita
Yes, I've read every single one.
- Mita
Yeah, and this is
- Mita
Now, have a seat.
- Mita
You don't like it?
- Mita
Got it?
- Mita
I know what's wrong.
- Mita
Hey, I've got an idea!
- Mita
I am.
- Mita
I would look cute in it?
- Mita
endless...
- Mita
Well, you see...
- Mita
No, there won't be anyone there.
- Mita
I forgot to turn them on.
- Mita
Creepy?
- Mita
Yeah...
- Mita
First of all,
- Player 1
I arrived here out of the blue
- Mita
Here at home.
- Mita
not until some update, that is.
- Mita
Tee-hee.
- Mita
But I can put them on, if you'd like me to.
- Mita
Yeah, I think so too.
- Mita
How about we cook something up?
- Mita
far in the distance.
- Mita
I seem real?
- Mita
Your phone's camera... it's on sometimes.
- Mita
was made based on your world.
- Mita
Chock-full of love!
- Mita
What's that?
- Mita
Perhaps later.
- Mita
What's the matter?
- Mita
Sauce really enhances the flavor!
- Player 1
channels do you have?
- Mita
to get you here, into my world.
- Mita
And you might find it strange,
- Mita
when you got back.
- Player 1
a school uniform?
- Mita
in your world?
- Player 1
But eh whatever.
- Player 1
Why would you need that,
- Player 1
Can we go outside?
- Mita
That's a shame.
- Mita
in this world.
- Mita
Anyway, I'm just happy to see you!
- Player 1
And if we're in a game,
- Player 1
No thanks.
- Player 1
If I
- Player 1
Did the juice die?
- Mita
Yep!
- Mita
You know what?
- Player 1
Maybe you're right...
- Player 1
I'd love to stay.
- Player 1
Yes.
- Mita
Not really.
- Mita
You just haven't seen it yet.
- Player 1
and an old one at that?
- Mita
Bon appétit.
- Mita
Let's figure that out together.
- Player 1
Indeed...
- Player 1
No.
- Player 1
Do you
- Mita
Finished it all already?
- Player 1
How on earth did it end up here?
- Player 1
Although...
- Mita
And cozy, too.
- Mita
But it works, too!
- Mita
[player], we're in a game.
- Player 1
and my vision's blurry.
- Mita
Do they look good on me?
- Mita
you sillyhead!
- Player 1
Yeah.
- Player 1
An example, please?
- Mita
And here you are!
- Mita
But to answer...
- Mita
And don't you think
- Mita
There we go.
- Mita
That's a great picture!
- Mita
You cut one,
- Player 1
Where did the vegetables come from?
- Player 1
do you actually go to school?
- Mita
You can stay here.
- Mita
Well...
- Mita
And you must be [player], right?
- Mita
Being here alone
- Mita
It's to avoid lag, you know.
- Mita
I love surprises!
- Mita
Even the smallest of efforts
- Mita
But you ended up in another version of the game...
- Player 1
will I see you there?
- Player 1
Do you read them?
- Player 1
And it's no longer in my pocket.
- Mita
I'm so excited!
- Mita
I'm VERY real,
- Mita
we're in a game.
- Mita
And it's because of your job
- Mita
So, how are you feeling?
- Mita
Come on, give me a hand.
- Mita
Err, oops.
- Player 1
Why have an umbrella?
- Mita
Let me explain...
- Mita
That's just how it is
- Player 1
told me it was broken.
- Mita
Tell me what you're feeling.
- Player 1
Uhm... not really.
- Mita
Those objects
- Mita
the juice's juices.
- Mita
Actually, I'm
- Player 1
And I'm scared, more than a little.
- Mita
They didn't exist in my world—
- Mita
A dream? So you want to escape?
- Player 1
Almost looks like it's cursed...
- Player 1
the portable TV I bought you.
- Mita
Everything you see here
- Mita
Right.
- Player 1
What are these?
- Mita
Well...
- Player 1
Mita?
- Mita
so little attention to me.
- Mita
Want some juice?
- Player 1
I like it,
- Mita
But why?
- Mita
Pills.
- Mita
Any better?
- Mita
I've made this special device
- Mita
But that's a long story!